i totally realized how crazy i was when it comes to Hyun Joong!kekeke!!! love your reviews aprilstarr! ^_^
CREDIT: aprilstarr@emprezz.com
So,you think you are a Hyun Joong junkie. And eternally looking for your fix? Are your symptoms the following ?
Heavy perspiration when seeing the peeled Hyun Joong like a banana, beady eyes,or sunken eyes, heart palpitations, drooling (you know why you drooled !), empty wallets with bills to be paid yet, poor circulation for sitting too long before the computer, leg veins for standing in long lines for concerts,fanmeets,etc, extended neck veins or hoarse voice at the least from too much screaming in HJ events,restless nights and mornings, fired from work or closely monitored by the boss from too much accession of HJ blogs, disorientation due to differences in time zones,longings to travel to follow HJ in his sorties ,etc,etc.
To determine the cure, the degree of addiction must first be determined. kindly proceed to the simple test below to find out in what stage you are in.
Take this test : Answer Yes /No
1. Upon waking up do you immediately turn on your PC,LT, Iphone, IPad, TV, cellphone just in case you have text messages or even HJ -related calls ?
2. Do you scour blogs on news about HJ regularly ,even after several hours interval ?
3. When you go to these blogs you don’t only read but write down your comments; you even signed manifestos and statements of concern.
4. Even when you go to blogs you think are very critical , you cannot pass it up and are combat ready to battle it out defending your man.
5. You have read/collected almost everything published on HJ/ DVD’s,magazines,newspapers,posters .
6. You have watched videos with HJ on it,past and current and will go over and over them again .
7. You don’t mind watching videos, fancams though poorly made and made you dizzy as long as you can see HJ in his latest event.
8. You don’t mind watching videos with untranslated audio.
9. You delight seeing him go in and out of airports with his legion of adoring fans, perhaps secretly or even openly saying what you could have done if all of a sudden HJ appears almost a breath away from you.
10. You go over his MV’s and BTS’s and all the non-showbiz related videos as long as he is there. You even turned to watching commercial films he has made,in fact, you wonder if somebody is selling these in a CD.
11.You wake early or stay awake nights to go live watch streaming of programs where HJ will appear ; same way you did when his drama was aired.
12. You felt the acute sense of restlessness when all the activities ended, looked for replays.
13.Your cellphone ringtone is HJ song or even his laughter
14. You voted for him in online polls,text radio station so they play his songs on air.
15. You made HJ fanarts, not one but tons of them.
16. Same with writing articles, exhausting possible topics, if possible turn him inside out, upside down. In addition, wrote fan fiction and other fantasy stories.
17. Sent him letters even if you knew he would not be able to read them, for reasons you already know.
18.Send him gifts, even in airports ,even knowing he paid overweigtht charges for his baggages.
19. Buys HJ merchandise-mugs ,notebook,pen ,key rings ,TShirt, chocolate ,fans,and others
20.Buy his Music albums – regular or limited edition
21.Have a collection of other CD’s-SS501 days
22. Have pictures of him in your wallet,he is your computer wall paper, have his huge picure on your wall.
23. Bought an HJ standee/ bought auctioned items.
24.Sent him congratulatory flowers,rice flowers and the like
25.You are a card bearing member of the official fan organization and have joined fora actively and other associations dedicated to him
26.Others _____________not stated above but please specify
If you answered yes to #1-9,25- it is sure sign of addiction , but still curable
yes to # 1-8,25 and the rest you are hopelessly devoted and addicted, dearie
What is the cure?
Why bother getting cured?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Enjoy Hyun Joong! Enjoy with like minded premium, top of the line A-listers !
Uh wait, he was once asked by fans how they can get close to him (isn’t that nice of him to suggest a cure). He said ,”go, marry my brother!” Would you rather be his sister -in -law?
End of consultation. My secretary is outside the door , go pay up.
CREDIT: aprilstarr@emprezz.com
So,you think you are a Hyun Joong junkie. And eternally looking for your fix? Are your symptoms the following ?
Heavy perspiration when seeing the peeled Hyun Joong like a banana, beady eyes,or sunken eyes, heart palpitations, drooling (you know why you drooled !), empty wallets with bills to be paid yet, poor circulation for sitting too long before the computer, leg veins for standing in long lines for concerts,fanmeets,etc, extended neck veins or hoarse voice at the least from too much screaming in HJ events,restless nights and mornings, fired from work or closely monitored by the boss from too much accession of HJ blogs, disorientation due to differences in time zones,longings to travel to follow HJ in his sorties ,etc,etc.
To determine the cure, the degree of addiction must first be determined. kindly proceed to the simple test below to find out in what stage you are in.
Take this test : Answer Yes /No
1. Upon waking up do you immediately turn on your PC,LT, Iphone, IPad, TV, cellphone just in case you have text messages or even HJ -related calls ?
2. Do you scour blogs on news about HJ regularly ,even after several hours interval ?
3. When you go to these blogs you don’t only read but write down your comments; you even signed manifestos and statements of concern.
4. Even when you go to blogs you think are very critical , you cannot pass it up and are combat ready to battle it out defending your man.
5. You have read/collected almost everything published on HJ/ DVD’s,magazines,newspapers,posters .
6. You have watched videos with HJ on it,past and current and will go over and over them again .
7. You don’t mind watching videos, fancams though poorly made and made you dizzy as long as you can see HJ in his latest event.
8. You don’t mind watching videos with untranslated audio.
9. You delight seeing him go in and out of airports with his legion of adoring fans, perhaps secretly or even openly saying what you could have done if all of a sudden HJ appears almost a breath away from you.
10. You go over his MV’s and BTS’s and all the non-showbiz related videos as long as he is there. You even turned to watching commercial films he has made,in fact, you wonder if somebody is selling these in a CD.
11.You wake early or stay awake nights to go live watch streaming of programs where HJ will appear ; same way you did when his drama was aired.
12. You felt the acute sense of restlessness when all the activities ended, looked for replays.
13.Your cellphone ringtone is HJ song or even his laughter
14. You voted for him in online polls,text radio station so they play his songs on air.
15. You made HJ fanarts, not one but tons of them.
16. Same with writing articles, exhausting possible topics, if possible turn him inside out, upside down. In addition, wrote fan fiction and other fantasy stories.
17. Sent him letters even if you knew he would not be able to read them, for reasons you already know.
18.Send him gifts, even in airports ,even knowing he paid overweigtht charges for his baggages.
19. Buys HJ merchandise-mugs ,notebook,pen ,key rings ,TShirt, chocolate ,fans,and others
20.Buy his Music albums – regular or limited edition
21.Have a collection of other CD’s-SS501 days
22. Have pictures of him in your wallet,he is your computer wall paper, have his huge picure on your wall.
23. Bought an HJ standee/ bought auctioned items.
24.Sent him congratulatory flowers,rice flowers and the like
25.You are a card bearing member of the official fan organization and have joined fora actively and other associations dedicated to him
26.Others _____________not stated above but please specify
If you answered yes to #1-9,25- it is sure sign of addiction , but still curable
yes to # 1-8,25 and the rest you are hopelessly devoted and addicted, dearie
What is the cure?
Why bother getting cured?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Enjoy Hyun Joong! Enjoy with like minded premium, top of the line A-listers !
Uh wait, he was once asked by fans how they can get close to him (isn’t that nice of him to suggest a cure). He said ,”go, marry my brother!” Would you rather be his sister -in -law?
End of consultation. My secretary is outside the door , go pay up.
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